Wed, 13 Sep 2006

Grieving wife sliced off willy

Some stories have to be read in their entirety to be believed...

A wife aged 65 chopped off her dead husband’s willy in hospital — so she could keep it in a pickling jar as a souvenir.

Uta Schneider used a butcher’s knife to hack off the “treasured” manhood. She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox — next to gherkins.
But she was spotted by a nurse and arrested in Stuttgart, Germany. She is accused of mutilation.

Uta was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years. She told police: “It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.

"I wanted to pickle it for eternity — he would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by."

(link) [The Sun (UK)]

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On 9/13/2006 20:44:26
Stephen Williamson wrote


On 9/14/2006 04:11:28
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