God, Allah Acquitted in Tsunami Disaster

Thor takes the rap, after being caught wrestling with the World Serpent!

The International Criminal Court concluded its preliminary hearings today concerning the death and destruction wrought by the tsunami that struck Bangladesh, India, Indonesia, Malaysia, Sri Lanka and Thailand on December 26, 2004.

Although early testimony from Christian and Muslim leaders sought to implicate either God or Allah in the hundreds of thousands of deaths that have resulted from the disaster, a preponderance of evidence now points to the involvement of the Norwegian thunder god, Thor. Criminal charges against the deity are pending.

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