Sat, 13 Sep 2003
Redneck Asatruar
Rummaging around my hard drive last night, I ran across this bit of stupidity. It was dated in '96 - I have no idea who wrote it, or even where it came from, but, well, if you're Heathen you'll find it pretty screamingly funny.
You Might be a Redneck Asatruar if...
- Your horn reads "Budweiser"...in runic.
- Your statue of Odin looks a lot like Elvis with an eyepatch.
- Your statue of Freyja has a hoola skirt and a clock in its belly.
- You think the nine worlds include Graceland and Dollywood.
- Your ceremonial sword says Gen. R. E..Lee on one side and Franklin Mint on the other.
- The Yule feast was late because the TV dinners took longer than you expected.
- Your usual offering to the landwights is a moon pie and YooHoo.
- In a ritual, you have ever said "and all ya'll Aesir and Vanir".
- You call the landwights "critters".
- You've ever used "All-Pappy" as a kenning for Odin.
- Your harrow doubles as a BBQ pit.
- Your incense comes out of a pouch that says Redman.
- Your belt buckle is larger than your shield.
- You made people stop leaping the Midsummer bonfire because dirt was getting on the pig.
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