BumperSticker Stupidity

This post over at Queen of Cups got a guffaw out of me. Here's the gist:

"Follow me to Jesus" is what it [his bumpersticker] says. What? Does he mean right this minute? Because I have things to do. I'm thinking maybe he was on some kind of commission. Or maybe it was like direct marketing. You can get into Heaven, but you need to bring three other souls with you. Either way, I'm not interested. How about if I just meet you there when I'm good and ready, okay? Thanks.
from TV is my Drug of Choice)
I just wonder what folks thought about the bumper sticker I drove around with on my Pinto years ago, Guaranteed to offend nearly everyone:

Nuke the Gay Unborn Whales!

Good thing we didn't have bloggers back then or I'd have been infamous (or dead)!

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