22 Jul 2004
Bigger breasts offered as perk to soldiers

The Air Force slogan 'Aim High' goes right along with this new program. But should the Army recruiting slogan be changed from 'Be All that You Can Be?' to 'Be More Than You Are Now'? Will the Marines change theirs: 'We're Looking for a Few Fat Men. And a Few Good Women With Tiny Chests.'

The magazine quoted an Army spokeswoman as saying, "the surgeons have to have someone to practice on."

Boy, that's an inducement to join, no doubt! 'Uncle Sam Wants You! As a Surgical Guinea Pig!'

The U.S. Army has long lured recruits with the slogan "Be All You Can Be," but now soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the taxpayers' dime.

(link) [CNN]

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