Thu, 18 Sep 2008

Illuminati spook fails to disarm Soviet cow nuke

Wow. Smoke this, it'll really get you out there...

A US Illuminati black op to seek, locate and disarm a Soviet nuke disguised as a blue plastic cow sculpture ended in failure when the special agent charged with the task got stuck in an air duct in Knoxville Museum of Art, and was obliged to call for traditional law enforcement assistance.

(link) [The Register]

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