16 Sep 2006
Charges dropped in Wis. necrophilia case

Ok, we got quite a run going here! Most of my favorite songs from Python, Pratchett and Dr. Demento seem to be coming to life somehow. Remember Jimmy Cross?

I Want My Baby Back

I want my baby back
Gotta have my baby back
I miss her oh so much
Can't live without her touch

[Spoken]
I don't hardly know where to begin. I remember we were cruising home from the Beatles concert. I'd had such a wonderful evening, sitting there watching my baby screaming, and tearing her hair out, and carrying on. She was so full of life. Then, well, we were about three miles from home when all of a sudden it started to rain. And I do mean rain. I couldn't hardly see nothing. Well, we kept driving for about another mile when all of a sudden I see this stalled car right smack in front of me. Well, I wasn't about to slam on the brakes 'cause I didn't have none to start with. So I swerved to the left. And what do I see - some mushhead on a motorcycle headin' right at us. And I knew at last me and my baby were about to meet the leader of the
[Crash sounds]
pack.

Well, when I come to, I looked around
And there was the leader
And there was the pack
And over there was my baby
And over there was my baby
And waaaayyy over there was my baby

I want my baby back
Gotta have my baby back
I miss her oh so much
Can't live without her touch

[Spoken]
It's been many months now since that fateful night. And you know something, I've tried. Believe me, I have tried. But I just can't make it without my baby.

[Digging sounds in background]

So I've decided I'm going to have her back one way or another. Oh, baby, I dig you so much.

[Digging sounds continue, then the sound of metal hitting wood]
Hot dang, pay dirt!

Creaking sound of hinges opening, then a "door" closing]

[Muffled]
I've got my baby back
Now, I've got my baby back
I love her oh so much
Can't live without her touch

I've got my baby back

AP - A judge on Friday dismissed charges of attempted sexual assault against three men accused of trying to dig up a woman's body to have sex with the corpse, noting that Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia.

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