I think the verb in the teaser sentence should be past tense.
The Republican Party is becoming a cartoon.
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I think I'd be pretty happy, too, if the worst I got from an encounter with a crazed ninja marsupial was a scratch or two on my ass and shredded undies...
A man in Australia suffers scratched buttocks and shredded underpants wrestling a kangaroo out of his house.
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