10 Feb 2009
Man calls 911 after eatery runs out of lemonade

You mean running out of lemonade isn't a crime? There oughta be a law ...

AP - Authorities said a man, 66, was arrested after calling 911 on Saturday to complain that a fast food restaurant ran out of lemonade. After a drive-through employee failed to respond to the man's threat of contacting the police, the irate diner called 911, a police report alleges.

(link) [Yahoo! News: Top Stories]

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For Catholics, a Door to Absolution Is Reopened

This has got to go in 'Humor' - how can any religion expect to be taken seriously when it pulls stunts like this? Maybe they can auction them off after bingo to help pay the legal bills from molested alter boy lawsuits. I wonder what the competition thinks of all this?

Indulgences are available at several churches in New York City, where many have never heard of them outside history class.

(link) [New York Times]

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